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Ivan's picture

Shall we ban fake Steve Ballmer

I hate to ban anyone, but Steve Ballmer is spamming the topics with nothing but "funny" Mac bashing comments. I start to believe that the only reason for the comments is to promote his blog in his signature. Here I see three scenarios, and I'd like to get your opinion:
1. We don't do anything.
2. We allow him to stay with the condition that he removes the link in signature.
3. We ban him.

Thanks!

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www.jackmancer.com's picture
545 pencils

Aye. The reasons for me to come on CreativeBits have nothing to do with reading Steve Ballmer's post. I suppose he's here just to advertise his blog. Anyway I'd say... warn... warn again... ban.

Erin C's picture
8 pencils

I didn't realize he was annoying everyone else. I usually roll my eyes at his comments feeling sorta bad for him because he thinks he's funny when he really isn't. I was never tempted to go see his blog. I say warn him.

mara06's picture
2549 pencils

Slippery slope, Ivan. Ban one guy for a seemingly good reason, and you'll be stuck forever with that as your guide for whom to ban (or not) the next time the issue comes up. Much as I hate these jerks, I'd rather see you spend your time more enjoyably than having to study every nutcase that comes along to see if they should be banned or not. We can suck it up like grownups and deal with this stuff ourselves. Well, most of us can, anyway. Thank you for being concerned about this and for wanting to do the right thing. You are a prince. :-)

Mara

Leaky Penny's picture
2612 pencils

To be honest, I prefer people like Steve and Anonymous over assholes like Colon Cleanse and people trying to sell their fucking software.

Leaky Penny
Check out what I've been up to lately!
http://petersonjoseph.com

I'm going to print it out and eat it.

-Unknown Artist

Art D. Rector's picture
2770 pencils

Sets a bad precedent. Besides that, I feel sorry for Steve because he's stuck using that inferior Windows technology.

gwells's picture
1711 pencils

banning seems unnecessary. if you're worried that all he's doing is promoting his blog, ask him to remove the link.

Mintsauce's picture
1004 pencils

I find Fake Steve relatively entertaining and never considered him a nuisance. Of course, he's riding on your tailcoats. Now that that's over, how'd you like to see this awesome company that makes flashy business cards that glow in the dark and costs less than any other company out there... At least he's not "Fake I'm a PC".

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KellyR's picture
525 pencils

I never even noticed the link on the bottom of his posts. Haha!

I first thought he was trying to be an annoying flamer, but finally realized he's just being tongue-in-cheek with his humor. Once I realized that, I just read his posts, chuckle a little, then move on.

In any case, I personally feel banning of other members really should be up to the admin(s) alone, and no one else. I don't feel an explanation is needed. If a person is really, REALLY irritating you on a site you admin, then that is your right to do as you choose. It may be a bit authoritarian, but I find opening the topic up for discussion (most especially with the person at risk of a ban) only opens the floodgates for arguments.

I have to ban people on sites occasionally, and I will NOT warn them that it's coming. I've found doing so just makes them feel free to verbally abuse me. If they come back later and ask why they were banned, I cite the rules for the comment sections of our sites and point out to them what they violated multiple times.

Anyhow, do what you feel is right for you, Ivan. You can't please everyone. If you're concerned what we'll think of you, just say this to yourself "What other people think of me is none of my business." ;)

Anonymous's picture
141 pencils

For reasons which (at first glance) may appear obvious, I support Fabio's suggestion.
Failing that, ban everyone with a nom de plume, nom de guerre or blog.

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever – Anonymous.

http://theghostwriterinthemachine.blogspot.com

Leaky Penny's picture
2612 pencils

And while we're at it, give Anonymous his own talk show. Or maybe a gardening show.

Leaky Penny
Check out what I've been up to lately!
http://petersonjoseph.com

I'm going to print it out and eat it.

-Unknown Artist

Anonymous's picture
141 pencils

I appreciate the plug Leaky. However, I look dreadful under studio lights. And worse under lamps that emit an electromagnetic spectrum appropriate for photosynthesis.

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever – Anonymous.

http://theghostwriterinthemachine.blogspot.com

Ivan's picture

Thanks everyone! Since the majority of you are not too much concerned we'll let him be! :) SteveBallmer hope you appreciate the loving community here. :P

Ivan's picture
Leaky Penny's picture
2612 pencils

I *knew* keeping him around would pay off!

Leaky Penny
Check out what I've been up to lately!
http://petersonjoseph.com

I'm going to print it out and eat it.

-Unknown Artist

caoimghgin's picture
845 pencils

I'm a fan of Fake Steve Ballmer. He's a keeper.

Without my sense of direction, I don't know where I'd be.

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

You people really should be honored that I acknowledge you at all!

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

qwertyale's picture
1834 pencils

yes steve ballmer needs to pay for post here.

yes I'm brazilian xD

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

You still don't get it do you?
Let me spell it out for you:

People come to this site to read what I have to say!
Wait maybe you do realize this, hmmmm, whats your name?
Never mind, it dunna' matter....

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

Leaky Penny's picture
2612 pencils

All hail The Baldmer!

Leaky Penny
Check out what I've been up to lately!
http://petersonjoseph.com

I'm going to print it out and eat it.

-Unknown Artist

qwertyale's picture
1834 pencils

your name is steve spammer
say hello to your boss
xD

yes I'm brazilian xD

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

Spam is actually pretty good when roasted and with BBQ sauce ....

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

ItalianMike's picture
301 pencils

I say ban him, the fake Steve Jobs isn't even funny and he's a bit clone of that. He contributes nothing to the website, just shameless self promotion.

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

Now that sounds more like what I expect from you people!
Baseless accusations, insults, intolerance, intelectual dishonesty, smugness, name calling, fact twisting, a self-serving sense of superority, ...
Get over it! Our stuff is cheaper and people go with that!

btw
Never compare me to that hack Lyons, I consider it to be the ultimate insult.
... and just so you know, "I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!"

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

caoimghgin's picture
845 pencils

Normally you have watch Fox News to get all that in one place.

Without my sense of direction, I don't know where I'd be.

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

.... and?

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

miklad's picture
118 pencils

You spelt 'intellectual' and 'superiority' incorrectly.

Kind of sums you up really, doesn't it?

Miklad

'Keeps losing his mojo, then finding it again'.

mentastone's picture
4 pencils

I think Fake Steve Ballmer is hilarious... he actually sounds like Steve Ballmer. I wouldn't be surprised if it really was Steve Ballmer on his lunch break.

steveballmer's picture
627 pencils

...shhhhhhh

http://stevefakeballmer.wordpress.com/
I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!

jaexavier's picture
4 pencils

Steve Ballmer should stay. He leaves controversy everywhere he goes and we all know what controversy does: breathes interest.

It is good marketing for both you and Steve because... well... interest these days require being remarkable.

Jae Xavier
Graphic Designer and Tutor
Knowledgecity - Online Learning For Creatives.

3dogmama's picture
1991 pencils

Everyone deserves to own a pet monkey at least once.

"Art -- the one achievement of Man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised." - James Thurber

Leaky Penny's picture
2612 pencils

Yes, they make for great drinking buddies!

Leaky Penny
Check out what I've been up to lately!
http://petersonjoseph.com

I'm going to print it out and eat it.

-Unknown Artist

caoimghgin's picture
845 pencils

Can I get the pet monkey that brings me beer?

Without my sense of direction, I don't know where I'd be.

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